there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I just had sex on a roof
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I deserve this hangover.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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