My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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