Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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