Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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