do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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