No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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