Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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