That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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