Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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