Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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