i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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