i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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