I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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