You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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