It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
my sisters under your porch take her home
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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