Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
whose parrot is this?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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