Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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