Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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