seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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