dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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