normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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