How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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