Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
