is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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