He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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