hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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