Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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