like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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