My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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