oh god the rape fog is back!
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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