his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
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