That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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