PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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