Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I'm like, not good at living.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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