what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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