I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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