did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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