the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
