Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Dick very happy bro
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