Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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