Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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