what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Randomize
