talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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