How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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