Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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