i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
My dick has a subreddit
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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