Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
All the doctor said was why
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Randomize
