I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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