carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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