We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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